32C ya later! Lacy bras that won't support you physically or emotionally when he doesn't call you.
Article by Mia Foale
Edited by Grace Kennedy
Valentine's Day is coming up and there is no better feeling that covering your pale winter body with some filigree finery to celebrate a day of love, lust, and lowkey sinister giant stuffed animals. These delicate little numbers will look delightful whilst doing absolutely nothing in the support department, physically or emotionally, especially when you realise you're two thirds of the way through cuffing season and he's left you on read since January 12th. Scroll to see our faves!!!
Topshop Recycled Pale Blue Lace Bra £16.00
This lacy bralette from Topshop will do absolutely nothing for you if the B in 34B stands for "bloody hell I haven't had a bra fitting since I was 14 and this is getting quite uncomfortable". However, it does have the added bonus of being both blue and recycled, which is exactly how you'll feel when you realise that it's been six weeks, and your phone hasn't vibrated once.
Urban Outfitters: Out From Under Poppy Peplum Bra £24.00
Peplums?! Outdated?! I hear you cry. Not nearly as outdated as the heteronormative monogamous concepts your man chose to completely ignore, as well as you, after that second date. Weird huh!?
Urban Outfitters. Out From Under Lacey Racerback Bralette. £14.00
Here's a cute lil racerback, for when he's not racin' his way back to yours.
Victoria Secret Unlined Floral Embroidered Long Line Bralette £57
Unlike Victoria's Secret’s sales shares, your boo left before he could go down. No problem! This lacy laser cut won't keep you warm on these long winter nights, but at least you can console yourself knowing that you're keeping a pinnacle of the patriarchy afloat! Cute!
Calvin Klein. BRALETTE STARQUILT. £21.00
Is he just not that CKIN2U? Never mind! Buy yourself this Calvin Klein bra and stick a V up to V-day with this bright red bra that screams "capitalism”. More like crapitalism!" If that doesn't make your comrade come crawling back, maybe you'll get lucky with the ghost of Karl Marx coming back to haunt you for your blatant submission to the relentless perpetuation of capitalism under an illusion of happiness. Socialism is love right!?